July242014

smallfreelancer:

ok but emerald is really cute

(via raynarbaezjr)

11PM

icelands-fridge:

[grabs microphone] [whispers intensely] red like roses fiLls mY DREAms aNd [getting louder] brinGs me TO THE PLACE YOU REST [rips off shirt] WHITE IS COLD [kicks open door] and alWAYS YEARNING [breaks glass] burDENED BY thE ROYAL TESt [grabs scythe] BLACK THE BEAST DESCENDS FROM SHADOWS [chops down tree] yelLOW BEAUTY BUUUURRRNs [lights fade to black] goooooold

(via them-roostertooths)

11PM
silver-merc:

Never Forget
Tukson: Volume 2, Episode 1 - Volume 2, Episode 1

silver-merc:

Never Forget

Tukson: Volume 2, Episode 1 - Volume 2, Episode 1

(via mavin-mania)

11PM

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster, via marvelousmoosey)

11PM

rayhellavaez:

me discovering rooster teeth

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

10PM

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.

(via ohnoslothattack)

9PM
deathbykite:

Welcome to the club nerd.

deathbykite:

Welcome to the club nerd.

(via mavin-mania)

9PM

m-azing:

clearancecreedwatersurvival:

is every season of this show going to open with that old dust guy getting robbed?

#save old dust guy 2k14

(via mavin-mania)

July232014

shroomzillah:

tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

oh my god

(via highly-functioning-timelord)

7PM

(via mutualize)

7PM

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

(via thebubblytrumpet)

7PM
7PM

rungar:

fuckiNG

(via roostersdohaveteeth)

July222014

Anonymous said: OMFG that pic of mini-you with the blue sunglasses is SO FUCKING CUTE!!! (Of course, you're amazingbeautiful now, but that kidpic is just irresistible!)

Well, thank you ^.^ *sudden model pose*

I swear I’m my own reaction images now. What even. What am I doing

11PM

Anonymous said: 22, 29, 34, and 41?

22: What was the last dream you remember having? Alex and I were racing office chairs under water and that’s all I remember 

29: What is a strange talent that you have? Umm. I dunno. I have a game on my phone where it shows a grid and some colored dots and you have to connect the dots to their matching color but you can’t overlap the paths at all and I’m for some reason really really good at that game

34: Are you still figuring out who you are? Yee. Always

41: When was the last time you got really really happy and why? I was really really happy all last week cuz I was really excited to take Alex to Monterey for the weekend

947: Are you tired? Yes. Very. I am a tired sleepy zebra. I’m gonna go to sleep now. G’night tumblr

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